Thursday, September 1, 2011

if it zips it doesn't mean it fits.

I recently turned 25 and my husband got me an ipod for my birthday. I've never really been a technology freak, I could care less if I had the newest computer of phone or whatever. But I do have to say that having an ipod touch is AWESOME. I am obsessed with all the photo editing applications. 
I am so surprised on how quickly you can edit a picture. I used to visit my father [ a graphic designer ] at work and I would watch how long it took him to add these little crappy things to a picture, to crop it, to layer it etc... and now I can push a button on my hand held machine and choose from 20 thousand filters and have the hipster-est picture ever. 
Apple...you just won my heart again.

There is an app that allows you to add mustaches to your pictures, so I made it my goal to mustache anything or anyone who's willing to stand in front of my ipod. here's a little preview.

This is my cousin Lucia. She lives in Mexico City
They came to visit for 3 weeks and I cannot believe how much you can love someone so tiny. she is so innocent and full of energy and imagination that you cannot stop looking at her. 
We would watch her for hours like dorks. She would just laugh and squeak and order more food. Everything was MAS
Lucia I love you with all of my heart. I miss you like crazy. You make my days so much brighter and happier and complete. 
I cannot wait until I see you again and teach you all the sneaky things I know. Be safe lucy, be good
 This is Natalia a.k.a Tala Devil. She is my husband's niece and the youngest of her family. She has 2 older brothers whom she loves to imitate and follow around.
 I'll leave her personality up to your imagination

This is Rosendo a.k.a Dito. He's my mothers brother.He is the funnest person I know. He is the life of the party everytime. I've been told that when they were younger everyone would wait and ask for him because he was so much fun. One time they were coming out of Hussong's and some kids were picking a fight with one of our cousins and when they were about to kill him, my uncle jumped into the middle of the circle and started to do some serious Bruce Lee noises and kicks and jumping around in circles. The bullies were so "what da fuck" that they just stared and stared. 
Everyone remembers that fight except for him, that's just the way he is. CRAZY. I adore him.
 Oh Davo is the sweetest thing ever. He is another cousin. 
He is the chillest baby I have ever met. He is only 2 years old and runs around from group of people to group of people making sure everyone is still there. 
he only cries when he seriously hits himself or gets food taken away from him. he has his own language. 
this is him talking. literally.
DAVO: "amiamiamianiadiloamiamiamiguayi"
[guayi is his brother] 
he adds the common words { guayi, papa, mama, annie, agua, mas } to every one of his sentences.
he is NEVER misunderstood. 
 emilio my love, even though you are a pain in the ass, I can only be mad at you for 5 seconds until you do something hilarious like attack a stain on the wall.
 this is my husband's sister. my sister in law. she is the mother of the 3 craziest and most adorable kids ever. i respect her patience.










oh, YOU AGAIN!! 
 this is my husband. he is my husband for many reasons. 


This is Aldo a.k.a chinese chicken. He is another of my husbands nephews. Son of his oldest sister. 
He is my husbands number one fan and a perfect clone even though neither of them will admit it.
He is the best care taker for Emilio. He knows EVERYTHING, just like hubbie. 
He is the cutest DRAMA QUEEN just like hubbie.
He has BAMBI EYES just like hubbie. 


This is Ivan a.k.a shark tooth.
This is Tala Devil's older brother. 
This is the sweetest and most polite 5th grader in the world.
He says my eggs with bologne in the morning are the best eggs he has ever tried in his life. [ I suck at cooking, but he makes me feel good ]
I can hug him all day.
He's not a hugger.
But, he calls his mom at 7pm if she is not home and asks her to please come tuck him in. 
Who can resist that. 





Rolando a.k.a Roly a.k.a Chile Guero
He is Ivan's younger brother and Tala's older brother.


He is just something else. 
You can't really explain how adorable he is and how crazy he is.


es el desmadre mas hermoso del mundo. 

Biko.Biko.Biko.


This is Lucia's older brother. 
he is in that age where no one can touch him or feed him or hug him or anything. 
he yells all the time.
he cries for everything.


but for a few minutes of the day he looks at you with these adorable eyes and tells you that he loves you in the sweetest voice you have ever heard and you forget why he drives you crazy.


its totally worth it.
 this is me circa 1989, driving my grandpa's boat. I had an amazing childhood. 








this is a friend. Rodrigo a.k.a Rocky
he is the biggest Harry Potter fan I know.
every time I see him its a new adventure.  
 this is Alexia. Rocky's girlfriend, friend, lover, whatever. she's nice.





uhm.
 Mateo is Dito's oldest. He is rosendo's clone. seriously. 




Nicolais a.k.a Nicolai is Dito's youngest. 
He totally gets me.
He laughs at my jokes.
he asks me to stay for longer so we can play.
he calls me and asks how i am.


he totally gets me.
 
 Jorge my brother. siblings deserve a blog of their own.
 Alyssa take one.








Alyssa is my brother in law's daughter. Their first kid.
I think her little smile says a thousand words.
This is her everyday.
How can you not love this? 
 this seems like a picture of Emilio's dad. but it's not. it's just the cat from hell again.












 a chef pig.
 Leolo is dito's dog. He's had him since before Mateo was born. He takes care of my grandparents house. 
He is LOYAL as FUCK. 
pardon my french










and you all know ME. 






just out there.




















P.s. I heard Joan Rivers say this on fashion police and I totally agree. FYI.
" if it zips it doesn't mean it fits" please consider!




always a pleasure, T.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

road trippin' home

sorry I haven't posted in a while! we've been packing like crazy. How am I supposed to fit 4 years of our lives into boxes and make them fit into the back of a truck
either way we're trying to make it happen.
Emilio is getting her first shots today and I think she senses it because she has been acting CRAZY. she's going into all of the boxes bringing stuff out for us to fetch ( oh, we taught our cat how to fetch ) and jumping sideways on all fours with her tail sticking up! 
we might do some souvenir shopping for our family members, we're hitting the Cabo beach tomorrow for one last time and i'm canceling the internet today.

that means that I will not be posting daily until I get home but I will have lots of pictures of the move and of my in-laws coming to visit and help with the packing and of course, our road trip. see you soon and wish us luck.





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Friday, May 27, 2011

-secretaria- look of the day.

Semantic Satiation: When you say a word for so long it loses its meaning.
Someone told me today that I look like a secretaria, I said it for like 3 times and then I asked myself...what the hell is a secretaria. This little thing is called a semantic satiation. It happens to me like once a month. usually with smaller words like fork or clasp. 

aqui esta tu secretaria.
 Target boyfriend Tee ( yes, I love them, I have like 30 of them in every color, 2 in some colors)
vintage red leather skirt {it used to be my mommas and it fit her like a glove, now it fits ME kinda tight, she was a hot momma}
 leaf necklace I got at a boutique in Pacific Beach, California
My fabulous vintage snake print leather belt thats falling apart!
and my shoes! that's my cat Emilio, she likes to wonder around.

As you may have noticed, I tend to play with a lot of blues and greens and aquas with my eyeshadows. it's just that they do wonders for my eye color which isn't a dark brown or a light hazel, they're right in between and these tones make them look WOW. I used MAC eyeshadow in Electric Eel, Nars cream blush for a healthy shimmery look in Lokoum and spearmint chapstick. 
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 sometimes i put a little on the inside corner of my eye and it help me look more awake
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this specific chapstick makes my lips tingle and if you get too close to my lips you'll get an awesome hint of something yummy.
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I straightened my hair a little today just enough to get the frizz and some annoying waves out of the way and it's doing a kind of Alicia Silverstone in 96 thing.

always a pleasure, T.

Oh, I almost forgot. on my walk to work I bought a ring. I love Mexico
                                 and with this I complete my outfit de secretaria.

-ayer- look of the day

sorry i didn't post this on the day I should have but I got off work and my hubbie suprised me with a going to the movies date and I took full advantage of that! 
this is what i wore yesterday Thursday!
 forever 21 silk halter top, aeropostale white shorts
 vintage 'gold' necklace, black coral necklace from Cozumel, Mexico
 super vintage black suede booties, I've had forever and I can't seem to get rid of them
for movie date night I took my vynil jacket, It gets cold in the movie theater

my make up was pretty simple, I used a liquid eyeliner for a polished eye, Nars blush in Duo Coral Bronzer and Laura Mercier Nude lip gloss in Petal
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 and
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my hair is getting heavy and the weather is getting hotter by the day so I just picked it up in a messy high bun.




always a pleasure, T.


p.s. we saw Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and I am totally obsessed with this girl. such natural cuteness and mystery. (she plays the mermaid)
Astrid Berges-Frisbey